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We don't tweet. But if we did, here's what I'd have said yesterday.

At Roasterie. Long line. Kid making only drip coffee for those in line. Anyone for drip coffee? Woman: "Yep! Latte, please." "Sorry only drip coffee in this line." "Drip coffee anyone?" "Sure, a three shot americano, please," says the next fool. Oh, boy. 

John's would-be tweet: 

At hardware store. Dirty, dreadlocked couple in line. Even dirty hipsters buy clean air filters.


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